Agent 69

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Agent 69 "Cancer"
Pronounshe/him
Age31
AlignmentVillain
OccupationIntelligence Agent
Born29 February 2049
StatusAlive
CityCytopia
Height5'9"
Mark information
MarkCLASSIFIED
LevelUnknown
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OOC information
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Agent "Cancer" 69, real name unknown, is an intelligence specialist working for Villains Inc. Nothing is known about him.

Notable Relationships
Secretary Violette Threat level: Not applicable. CATASTROPHIC. My former boss. Incredibly frustrating in just about every aspect. [1] If she finds out i've strayed from my purpose to this egregious of a degree, she will waste no time neutralizing me. This is a truth i am utterly certain of.
Ditto Threat level: Significant. I ought to stay on her good side. Psychic training has and will continue to come in handy. [1] How do i approach this...? Ditto seems to have an innate understanding of my circumstances, and yet an incredibly chatty mind that, if it has not already, could compromise me with mortal immediacy. I need to earn his trust, as with the rest of Intel.
Henrik Rosen Threat level: Nonexistent. Moderate. Under my protection, i suppose. [1] May something convince this pathetic heap from looking into any more of my matters. I let my guard down, and i will have killed myself for it if Rosen doesn't let this go.
Naoko Shimizu Threat level: High. Uncooperative, with signs of psychopathy and low-empathy behavior. Seems to believe in fate strongly - i wish to learn more about her beliefs and how they came to form.
Mx. Cupid Threat level: Moderate. When she's not being a massive annoyance, they are a quite reasonable Hero.
Jules Knightley Threat level: Minimal. She will burn herself out.
Balthazar Threat level: Nonexistent. I have no reason to continue interacting with him. I should not be getting distracted so easily... [1] I was under the impression he fascinated me for how different his existence is to mine, but... it has to be the opposite. We're almost scarily similar. However, unlike myself, he's strong, determined, and like maple sap, overwhelmingly sweet.
Georgy Joy Threat level: Significant (Neutralized). Frustratingly refuses to drop the smiley act. If she is assigned to any more missions, the Project risks scores of unnecessary losses. [1] This issue has resolved itself.
Dr. Vincent Noble Threat level: Moderate. CATASTROPHIC. Not stupid, but i struggle to call him particularly responsible. Reckless is an appropriate descriptor, perhaps. [1] Overly familiar and seems to seek my approval. I can't allow myself to placate him further - he is my doctor. [2] A remorseless man with nothing to lose. I no longer have any ground to oppose him. My life is in his hands.
Bleeding Heart Threat level: Minimal. True to his name, an overly sensitive hypocrite. [1] How will his ideology hold up now that his beloved boss is his enemy?
Cloud Nine Threat Level: ???. Without mincing words, an annoyance. I cannot discern where her allegiances lie, nor where her moral compass points to, nor whatever the Hell she wants from me. I struggle to put my life in the hands of any of these medical amateurs.
John Threat level: Manageable (Neutralized). A fascinating specimen. I wonder what the limits of this Mark are. [1] Gone, but not entirely. What was Dr. Noble thinking to do with this sample? ...What worth is my life compared to its?
General Hiss Threat level: Minimal. My new High Boss. Idealistic and flamboyant, with a notable sadness about him. Doubtlessly past hiss prime. [1] Small adjustment. No longer my boss. Continues to be frustratingly incompetent.
Jerry Threat level: Significant. High. A coworker of mine, but not nearly as incompetent as the others. Do not be deceived by his lackadaisical attitude. [1] If this psychopath finds out what i actually am, he will hold it over my head until he grows bored of me continuing to live. I cannot let this happen at any cost.
T-9204 Threat level: High. No intent to sabotage his teammates nor target me yet, but their capabilities are not to be underestimated.
The Peregrine of Parity Threat level: Significant. We agree on many things, yet could not stand further on their implementation. Provided i steer her well, she can be a valuable asset.
Jegg Hardly Threat level: Minimal. An idealistic man, but in that, exactly who i need. A particularly selfish part of me hopes he truly *is* a clone, but all evidence points otherwise. Nevertheless, a potential ally, and a reliable one at that. He could do with growing out his hair a little.
Teeth Threat level: Moderate. As with the rest of Communications, nosy. If i keep my distance and stay in line, she won't have much of a reason to oppose me, however.
Flick Sinclair Threat level: Minimal. I am sorry to hear it. No i am not. None of this is my problem. So long as he doesn't shoot any more teammates, anyway.
Ripley Pond Threat level: Significant. CATASTROPHIC. The perpetual loose end. Frustrating tendency to die on hills that will kill him for it. [1] Not a thing i have done to him is forgiven, and he makes it more obvious than he'd like to. A mutual friend of my friends, hopefully allied enough to let me live despite having no reason not to turn me in. If he had any sound mind, he would thank me for sparing him against my own company's directive; and if i had any leverage, i'd tell him that directly. Unfortunately for the both of us, a few drinks will not lower my guard. I only hope this all stops being so difficult.
Lady Blanche / Acedia Reed Threat level: High. I am appreciative that she is my ally, rather than my enemy. Extremely useful skillset, even if i find her tendency to shapeshift into a certain obnoxious purple character immensely childish. [1] Significantly pleasant company. Uncertain if i should be concerned about her effect on my mannerisms. [2] Acedia Reed. The thought that i have known her for practically all my life is a surreal one. There is no telling where the lie ends and the truth begins, but that does not particularly matter to me. So long as we are working together, and not against each other, there are few things that stand in our way. I hope she understands, and i hope i'm not disposable to her. If so, i suppose forgiving her will be the last mistake i have made.
Teagan Hoover Threat level: Moderate. A friend of a friend turned a friend himself. His ideology fascinates me, as much as his Mark and abilities as an inventor. It seems remarkably difficult to get on his bad side, but that only means the few that manage to get there don't live very long. Perhaps i overestimate him, perhaps i underestimate him. Getting an estimation on Hoover is close to impossible, but if i continue to be fun to him, i will be okay.
The Hedonists Trust: Questionable. Acedia Reed's friends, who i am now inseparable from, thanks to having revealed my secret to all of them. They appear to ride or die for one another, but everyone knows that isn't exactly true. Not for people they've just met - but i haven't known anyone besides these three. If they can depend on me as much as i depend on them, everyone will be satisfied.